Food and Health Fact #202

By Matthew Rees

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In depictions of Santa Claus from throughout the world, the modern American version (largely created by the Coca-Cola Company) is rendered significantly heavier (and typically obese) relative to those in other countries. (See “Why Sinterklaas isn’t fat at all, and Santa Claus certainly is.”)  

In the 1964 TV movie, “Rudolph the Red Nosed Reindeer,” Mrs. Claus implores Santa to eat, saying, “Whoever heard of a skinny Santa?” Yet the inspiration for Santa Claus – Saint Nicholas – was of “slender-to-average build,” according to the St. Nicholas Center, a website devoted to the patron saint of children, with a waist size of 33.86 inches.

Santa’s size leaves him vulnerable to fatigue, sleep apnea, diabetes, hypertension, coronary artery disease, hypertriglyceridemia, and nonalcoholic fatty liver disease, according to a 2016 article in JAMDA: The Journal of Post-Acute and Long-term Care Medicine.  

The article’s author, a geriatric specialist at St. Louis University’s School of Medicine, observed of Santa, "Given his obesity, it is quite likely that while flying over the Pacific or Atlantic oceans in his 'miniature sleigh,' his inability to move (similar to what we experience flying coach in modern airlines) will result in deep vein thrombosis and a pulmonary embolus leaving the sled to fly aimlessly through the sky until Rudolph and the exhausted reindeer crash into the ocean."

Merry Christmas!